(Actual word-for-word grievance) “After 10 years of receiving the Arizona Republic newspaper with no problems, I have to write a grievance about an Automotive Directory. There must be someone new in the mailroom, and they simply told him to contraband all ‘maps’. Every day, the greater Phoenix auto dealers, put in the paper a directory of their locations, overlayed by some major freeways. Common sense dictates that an inmate trying to escape. would not be helped by knowing that Big Two Mitsubishi can be found in Superstition Springs. But, if “it offends thee, pluck it out.” Feel free to remove the auto directory before sending my paper, just stop delaying the US mail.”
The LOL award goes to the Perryville MAILROOM
