Yep, ol’ Tony Baloney (Anthony Jones) has decreed that folks using wheelchairs, walkers, canes, and other medical chronos, are encouraged to eat the CRUMBS and SCRAPES from the table that the able bodied leave behind! Isn’t he a treasure?
Our eyewitnesses have observed old ladies in walkers crying because their legs hurt from standing in line for over an hour. Women in wheelchairs in the dirt, (because the line is so long it extends through the baseball field) sliding backward and tipping over from the rough ground. It’s still 115 outside, so there were several gals that succumbed to the heat standing for so long. Why are they willing to put themselves through this? For nutrition that has been denied them for 15 years!
If you could have a cold fresh banana after not seeing one for over a decade, wouldn’t you do anything for it? Chilled yogurt…..they never see that outside a food visit. Aramark has been feeding Arizona inmates people food!!! Not dog food anymore. One guard complained out loud grumpily, “These assholes eat better than I do now.”
Well, it appears to us, the asshole, is the guy at the top of Carlos that showers disdain on the handicapped.