The inmates alleged, most hated Sargent, Seymour (dick)! No one has seen the infamous misogynistic, knuckle dragger in weeks!
We have had mail regarding this phenomenon. Where did he go?
The biggest joke about him is that he camped out in the DOC parking lot. The guy never left work. Sometimes he would stay from 7am to midnight.
Best Rumor: Sgt. Seymour was seen in charge of a gulag in Russia’s Siberia!